I need to find a local place where I can find a nice Jewish Grandma to rent for the night. I’m in serious need of some yummy matzoh ball soup and I am obviously quite Gentile so I won’t make it right. I could drive 14 hours to my mother in law’s house or 7 hours to my grandmother in law’s house I suppose but I think I might pass away before I get there.
I’ve got a serious cough that just won’t GO AWAY and none of the traditional medicines are taking care of it for me.
I found a decently easy recipe online but that would mean I’d have to cook it myself and that totally defeats the idea of me laying around on the couch waiting to be served.
So, who is going to save me and come to my house and make me some matzoh ball soup?